72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing any? Beneath your tartan gear Because if your kilt flares up There will be a raucous cheer

  On Burns Night One thing you must do Is to eat the Haggis Before it eats you

  Haggis is made from sheep's offal Oatmeal, suet, seasoning and onions Stuffed inside of a sheep stomach Which has to be one of H...

  The reason they pipe in the haggis Without any fluster or hurry Is to warn the discerning diner So they can go and get a curry

  Heralding its arrival A lone piper suitably bedecked Leads the procession To the hosts table unchecked It’s delivered to the suppe...

  Animal rights protestors The animal lovers, self-styled Broke into a specialist farm Releasing the haggis to the wild