72 Miles From The Sea

  My Great Grandfather never Threw anything away in his decade Which was a shame really As he was killed by a hand grenade

  My granddad has The heart of a Lion And a lifetime ban From Woburn

  My grandparents have loads of sayings “There’s no place like home” being one But I’ve decided that they’re hypocrites As they won’t ...

  My grandchildren live in the city And they seem to be happy there The youngest just started at cursery That’s where small kids lea...

  Grandad beat his wife to death But it’s not so bad I should say As it just means that he died Before Grandma passed away

  When I was still a little kid I thought my grandad was a hero Because he was Lollipop man And I thought that was a superhero

  My Granddad was wonderful He always smiled and never frowned He’d always have a treat for me He was Father Christmas all year round

  I went to the cemetery with Granddad To visit the grave of Grandma Dot But after an hour of wandering around I thought Granddad had ...

  My earliest memory Of Grandpa Henry Is of him sat in his chair, A red leather affair, Reading a volume Of prose in his room He...

  I took my grandson Up into the mountains We walked for three hours Until we reached a vantage point And we sat and looked in awe ...

  My Great Grandfather never Threw anything away in his decade Which was a shame really As he was killed by a hand grenade

  My grandchildren live in the city And they seem to be happy there The youngest just started at cursery That’s where small kids lea...

  My grandparents have loads of sayings “There’s no place like home” being one But I’ve decided that they’re hypocrites As they won’t ...

  Grandpa always said that he wanted, And he had the plans formalised, That he would be laid to rest with Nan So on his death we had h...