72 Miles From The Sea

  He was crucified, and then As he ascended into heaven Jesus was heard to say Up, up and Yahweh

  Are you wearing an Easter Cardigan? Or perhaps I should ask you why? It’s a gloriously sunny day And there’s not a cloud in the sky

  Are you wearing Easter earrings? To mark the most holy of days With the simplicity of the cross It is the most symbolic of ways

  There was a little girl, Who had a little curl, Right in the middle of her face She might call it a curl But I’m afraid little gir...

  The best Easter actor of all time Well maybe not but bear with me So, for this exercise he’s the winner And Cluck Norris that would ...

  Are you wearing an Easter Dress? The big yellow ribbon is really pleasant I’m itching to pull at that bow So, I can unwrap my Easter...

  The only way the Easter Bunny Can decorate eggs in time for Easter Is to paint them all, otherwise They would have to use wallpaper

  Are you wearing an Easter Top? Well, I very much like what I see Because there isn’t very much of it And the contents are bursting f...

  Let’s get this straight once and for all Easter Day does not commemorate The day in the gardens Of Gethsemane When Jesus turned rabb...

  Are you wearing Easter ankle socks? Well, they’re right on the money They’re perfect for the Easter Parade And you look as cute as a...

The Easter Bunny’s Story Is a classic Easter Tale But given his characteristics It might be a Cotton Tale

  Easter bunny In his furry suit Baby Chickens Soft and cute Easter cards Of greeting Sing praise at the Sunday meeting And ...

When it comes to hiding the eggs In the garden at Easter I can actually hide my own now Thanks to Dementia  

  Why does the Easter Bunny Have such a shiny nose? You can liken it to Rudolf The thing actually glows Well, the answer is obvious ...

  Are you wearing Easter chicks? They’re precious little honeys But I have to be honest I much prefer your bunnies

  Are you wearing an Easter Hat? Well more accurately it’s a bonnet It sits so perfectly on your head And you’re as pretty as a sonnet

  The best Easter actor of all time Is something of an acting Ophelia And there can only be one winner And that would be Bunnie Bedeli...

  The only way the Easter Bunny Can paint all of the eggs in time for Easter Is to hire some of Santa's elves During the slow seas...

  What came first, the chicken or the egg? It’s a question as old as money And the answer to it is quite obvious It was in fact neithe...

  During the Easter holiday From coast to coast What do you call a stuffed animal? We call it a turkey roast