72 Miles From The Sea

  I have been diagnosed with depression But I won’t let it beat me I have been on the Internet And I’ve found the treatment for me I...

  Exercise is a good thing Pushing your body physically It can take many forms I like cycling particularly I like golf and swimming ...

Colin Smith was a married man but he was having an affair With his pretty young secretary Caroline since at least last June    One day w...

  The first time I became aware of Nobby Stiles I was a young boy of ten and it was the world cup finals of 1966. It would probably seem o...

TODAY’S PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS I think today’s professional footballers Worry far too much about their hairstyle And should pay as muc...

I LIKE THE SPORTING BANTER I like the sporting banter Surrounding sporting Rivalry But there is a fine line Separating it from tribalry...

A GAME OF ARRA’S Me and some friends Fancied a game of darts I said, “Nearest the bull To see who starts” Johnny went “Woof” And I we...

On the whole, No pun intended, It was a pleasant day On the Golf course The sun was warm The wind was light The golf was A mixture of the su...

The game of Golf is character building In the view of certain people Others are a little more grounded And would describe it as a perpetual ...

Tiger Woods was undecided, Iron or wood that was the quandary Eventually he settled on A Fire hydrant followed by a tree

Elin was asked what she and Tiger were doing Out and about in the early hours of the morning She said she couldn’t answer for Tiger But for ...

Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards, effortlessly But can only drive a car Little more than three

Being on the top of his sport Tiger Woods is wealthy, And he enjoys the trappings Of being financially healthy He has bought luxury cars Wit...

Elin Woods admitted Assaulting Tiger “How many times”? The police asked her She thought for a moment "I’m not sure exactly” Then with a...

Elin’s phone hasn’t stopped Since the tale hit the papers Every golfer in the world Wants to speak to her To get some pointersOn how to beat...

Tiger should now have Sympathy for baby seals With first hand knowledge Of how they feel As Tiger and the baby seal Have in common That they...