72 Miles From The Sea

  Roses are Violet Violets are Lilac Lilacs are Roses And she wants then back

  What are the point of pearls? If not strung in elaborate swirls About the necks of pretty girls Or on tiaras amidst their curls Fo...

  Bimbette said “Tell me Peachy, do These jeans make my bum look big?” “Truthfully?” Peaches replied   “Your bum makes the jeans look ...

  Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made your friend pretty, But what happened to you?

  I once knew a girl called Jo Jo with the deep voice Oh how she made me rejoice She was so very choice With no Adams apple I’m pleased ...

  Rose’s are red Violet’s are blue Daisy’s are white Lily’s are too   Poppy’s are red Iris’s are blue Panzy’s are varied Pet...

  She was a very big lass And Apple shaped I suppose But she was dressed In quite unsuitable clothes   Beige Lycra pedal pushers ...

BIG MO Big Mo was engineered To perfection Designed for comfort And consummate pleasure From her long shapely legs, Ample buttocks And rolli...

MONDAY’S GIRL Monday’s girl Blessed with beauty’s kiss So fair of face Do swains’ heartbeats miss? As suitors court For her hand in wedded b...