72 Miles From The Sea

  Once in South-western Germany In a time now only a tropical echo Lived an insectivorous lizard Known now as a Blackforest gecko

I bought a second hand phone From a guy in Germany I just had to delete his contacts And now it's Hans free

  I like Germany I like the Germans I have friends there I worked for a time near Frankfurt And I visit Berlin often It’s my favou...

  A man bought an expensive German car Primarily to impress his friends Unfortunately, he drove it into a tree And found out how a Mer...

  Once in South-western Germany In a time now only a tropical echo Lived an insectivorous lizard Known now as a Blackforest gecko

  I like to take driving holidays abroad Last year it was Belgium and the lowlands But the year I went down to Berlin Wasn’t anywhere ...

  It was in 1701 that King Friedrich the 1 st , King of Prussia decided he wanted to have made, as was the fashion amongst the well to do, s...