72 Miles From The Sea

  Today my friend asked me about Anchorage and specifically where I said, “I didn't know, however my wife might know, I'll ask h...

  The coldest country on earth Is not Lapland? Isn’t that silly It’s a place that make you shiver But nothing at all like Chile

  If the mountains of the world Were to be put to the test The most intelligent one Would be mount cleverest

  The Ebola crisis is causing concern And is causing the Americans to fret And what the people want to know Is why aren’t their troops...

  The needles lie half submerged Bleached skeletal vertebrae Of a long dead sunken beast That once basked in Alum bay

  The world has become a smaller place And it will never be a big world again But wherever you go things are the same I wish I could u...

  On the Mull of Kintyre I stood atop the steep cliffs On a day so crisp and clear And looked out towards the east And it was possib...

  On the Mull of Kintyre I stood atop the steep cliffs On a day so crisp and clear And looked out towards the west Where it was poss...

  On the Mull of Kintyre I stood atop the steep cliffs On a day so crisp and clear And looked out towards the west Where it was poss...

  “Dad, Dad where are the Alps”? “I’m sorry son I cannot say Ask your mother she’s the one Who tidies all the stuff away”?

  I just returned yesterday From the town of Oldham But as that is in the past now I suppose it should be Feltham

  Can you imagine what it would be like? To live on a housing estate And be permanently ill at ease Feeling your neighbours hate   ...

  Maria was asked by the teacher To go to the map and find America The girl walked to the map and pointed “Here it is miss, this is Am...

  Once in South-western Germany In a time now only a tropical echo Lived an insectivorous lizard Known now as a Blackforest gecko

  I was surprised to find My wife was interested In the Amazon Basin But it turned out to be a fad As she became disinterested Whe...

  It’s funny the effect that global communications have had on our lives in the way it has shrunken the globe. It doesn’t seem to matter w...

  There is a rhetorical question That gives me indigestion How come Hawaii at any rate Does not have an interstate