72 Miles From The Sea

  Gardeners World is a classic show About plants and shrubs, you can grow Lady Gardeners World however Is about tidying up Ladies neth...

  I heard a very apt description Of Gardening the other day It suggested that Gardening was Grown-ups going outside to play

  I heard a very apt description Of Gardening the other day It suggested that Gardening was Grown-ups going outside to play

  Apparently, a good compost heap should Get hot enough to poach an egg on it, But not so hot it would cook a lobster Well poached or ...

I'm a gardener and I'm ok I sleep in the allotment shed all day I dress in comfy clothing, That my wife would throw away Oh ...

  The difference between Weeds and flowers Is without a doubt That the garden weeds Are the most difficult By far to pull out

  A weed is a plant that has simply mastered Every survival skill in the way it grows But with all its hardy guile and cunning They ha...

  I’m a really rubbish gardener I find it all a bit of a chore If only I was better outside At simple horticulture And grow stuff in...

  To garden effectively, firstly, put on a hat But be very careful, and choose the right one Straw preferably, and it should have a Wi...

  To a gardener, A grassed over area Is just a flowerbed That has yet to appear

  My grandfather became such A successful bonsai grower He had to move to a house Where the garden was smaller

  If you can’t tell the difference Between a plant and weed Then learn by pulling one up That’s the best way to proceed And if it co...

  When I had my very first garden It filled me with absolute terror I didn’t have any experience But I learnt by trowel and error

  My gardener has OCD His herb beds are alphabetized I asked how he found the time “It’s next to the Sage” he replied

  My granddads greatest pleasure Was his allotment So, in his will he instructed His son Peter To sprinkle his ashes Over the belo...

  My uncle grows veg Not for eating though He is after prizes At the garden show   Every waking hour He nurtures and nurses Mi...

  I went to my veg plot to check On my tender little darlings And heartbreakingly I found Decimation of my seedlings   The perpetr...

  I found the topsoil two inches deeper When I went to my allotment on Monday I found the topsoil two inches deeper When I went to the...

  What sacks should I use? In the garden? Should I use plastic? Or maybe Hessian?   I’m not sure I care To be quite factual I ...

  I have found keeping a vegetable garden Of potatoes cabbages and dills Is without any doubt at all Worth a medicine cabinet full of ...