72 Miles From The Sea

  An elderly woman decided to prepare her will “I have two requests” she told her solicitor “First, I want to be cremated, and second I wan...

  The internet can be a curse and not a blessing For example, the gambling sites on the net Where eager Gamblers don’t even need To pu...

  When the slot machines Are played by those with obesity In a life spent in the arcades It’s the only fruit that they see

  In a vote for a leader of our planet The Dalai Lama would be my bet I would certainly risk a grand If I were a Tibetan man

When the slot machines Are played by those with obesity In a life spent in the arcades It’s the only fruit that they see

Despite winning twenty million pounds My feet are still firmly on the ground So, I am the same despite my good news But I am wearing m...

This life can really be an awful bitch Which is why I would rather be rich There are Some people who get so rich People who find thems...

  I’ve often noticed that life Can be very queer When the people who spend Their money on beer Almost any form of gambling, Oh...

  It will surely change my life On the day I win the lottery People who say it will not are People of whom to be wary   It will su...