72 Miles From The Sea

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  The Orange stopped at the top of the hill Along with the Tangerine and a Honeydew And the reason for that was crystal clear Because ...

  When I was young we ate a healthy diet With plenty of fruit and vegetables But we never thought of eating Seaweed In fact we didn’t ...

  When I was young, we ate a healthy diet With plenty of fruit and vegetables And we didn’t do it under sufferance     Apart from prun...

  The fruit and veg wholesalers in town Has been liquidated and closed down They looked for backers but got no takers So now they’re o...

  Are you wearing fruit? It doesn’t really suit And there is a lesson In there though my son Never let 3 year old Joe? Hold a ripe...

  The Orange stopped at the top of the hill Along with the Tangerine and a Honeydew And the reason for that was crystal clear Becaus...

  It makes me uncomfortable Like a bad melodrama I never know where to look When a girl is eating a banana.

  The doctor scratches his head And is almost struck dumb Why does his patient have? A strawberry stuck up his bum The only answer i...