72 Miles From The Sea

  Me and my mates Are in a band Called Duvet, We’re a cover band

  They say 1 in 4 people are homosexual today So out of me and my three best male friends I find myself wondering which one of us is gay...

  Christmas is for friends and family, But by no means exclusively After all the Three Wise Men Were strangers in Bethlehem

  If you need help when moving house You can always call on your buddies It’s to be expected from everyday friends But great friends h...

  Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made your friend pretty, But what happened to you?

  Friendship is difficult to define But I think the best example for me Is when I walk into someone’s house And Wi-Fi connects automat...

  Due to the pitiful size of my Social circle, a lad’s holiday With me would definitely look More like a romantic getaway

  My friends call me snake hips Though not because I’m thin I earned my unfortunate nickname Because I have really dry skin

  Don’t let a little dispute Injure a great friendship Swallow your pride And quickly make up

  Champagne to your real friends? And real pain to your sham friends? Well, that’s Not my idea of friends

  OldfriEND or New FriEND, BoyfriEND or GirlfriEND, BestFRIEND or FriEND, They all have an END So if you’re looking for longevity ...

  Our friendship is so strong It will never come apart, Because the bonds of friendship Come straight from the heart 

Measure your life by the quantity of smiles, And forget the tears Measure your age by the quality of friends, And forget the passing y...

  When I walked into my friend’s house I can’t describe the mess I found I thought it had been burgled, but His grandchildren had been...

  Before the moment passes I would just like to say Don’t you ever forget Not even for a day How very special you are In each and ...

  My best friend stole my wife But I decided not to get bitter And got my revenge on him Because I let him keep her

  Two overweight lads were in the pub “Your round” one of them suddenly said The other one took instant offence and Replied “So are yo...

  I am blessed with friends Some of them are fruity Some are soaked in alcohol Some of them are nutty Some are sweet Some add spic...

  Some people come into our lives And leave footprints on our hearts Others tread softly leaving no traces   But then there are the ...

  They’re the “in crowd” The cool ones The clique   Wearing the right clothes Saying the right things Defining cool   The un...