72 Miles From The Sea

  As a Nation, the French Like to eat Snails But as a fast food option The traditional dish fails

  A Frenchman, wearing sandals, Was in a bit of a gallic strop After teasing about his footwear His name was Phillipe Phillop

  I had two Exams today, English Oral Followed by the French equivalent one They were both hard, the only difference Being the additio...

  Why do the French eat snails? It’s an odd habit, without being rude The only explanation I can find Is that the French don’t like fa...

  I can’t count to ten in French It’s impossible for me I can only count to seven Because I have a huit allergy

  After Henri had been To the dentist his mouth Was fresh and clean But undid all the good work By gargling garlic Flavoured Liste...

  In the woodlands of burgundy A bright light of impressionism Was cut down by Prussian rifles In the name of French imperialism   ...