72 Miles From The Sea

  Contrary to a belief I’ve held for a while Nuance isn’t actually French for paedophile

  French comedy really does exist But it must come, prerequisite,   From the joke producing region Otherwise it’s just Sparkling wit

  Foghorn Leghorn Le Rooster Crossed a busy Parisian Rue Because he had something Important to cockadoodle dooo

  After Henri had been To the dentist his mouth Was fresh and clean But undid all the good work By gargling garlic Flavoured Liste...

  In France, they don’t call it a pothole Instead, they call it a hen’s nest It sounds much nicer, doesn’t it? But for drivers, they’r...

  French comedy really does exist But it must come, prerequisite,   From the joke producing region Otherwise it’s just Sparkling wit

  A Frenchman, wearing sandals, Was in a bit of a gallic strop After teasing about his footwear His name was Phillipe Phillop

  I was confronted by my mother-in-law And as I fell under her icy stare I asked “Shouldn’t you be knitting Under a guillotine somewhe...

  In France, frogs live Under French skies And French frogs eat Obviously French flies    

  He was a man from Coventry And she was born in Brittany But despite their nationality They soon found similarity They wed and fo...