72 Miles From The Sea

  We’re getting a new stadium Though it’s not my cup of tea There is much to discuss It’s a bit too tent like for me And I’m not a...

  There may have been some doubt As to his allegiance to the club Denoted by replica shirt and shorts But no such doubt existed in regard...

  Are you wearing a tired expression? There is also a hint of depression I recognize that look on a man You’re a Manchester United fan

  Anyone who actually believes That cheats never prosper Have never seen defenders Preparing to defend a corner

  Eccedentesiast describes someone Who hide their pain behind a smile Football supporters are like that Especially if you support Carl...

Aladdin rubbed his lamp And a Genie did appear You can have one wish But only one he made clear   “I want to live forever” Aladd...

  The difference between a tea bag And Woking Football Club Is a simple one to discover A tea bag stays longer in the cup

  Anyone who actually believes That cheats never prosper Have never seen defenders Preparing to defend a corner

  Being an England supporter At a World Cup or Euro’s melee Is likened to over-optimistic parents Of the fat kid on sports day

  There may have been some doubt As to his allegiance to the club Denoted by replica shirt and shorts But no such doubt existed in regar...

  The transfer window is open Which is very exciting for fans like me Especially when I’ve just heard Foghorn Leghorn has signed for K...

  The first time I took my girlfriend home So that my mum could meet her She wore a big green shirt and huge gloves And my mum said sh...

  The first time I became aware of Nobby Stiles I was a young boy of ten and it was the world cup finals of 1966. It would probably seem o...

BRAZIL The Brazil of old Used to be a team of flow A samba side with flare Pass and move, give and go The modern Brazil Though, are ...

TODAY’S PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS I think today’s professional footballers Worry far too much about their hairstyle And should pay as muc...

CALLOUS UNITED – BLANCHFLOWER AND BERRY Manchester United’s Callous attitude So cold and harsh Towards the survivors Beggared belief ...

BACK IN 1966 Back in 1966 When I was just a boy I was full of pride Watching Nobby’s jig of joy And when Bobby Moore Was raised shoul...

WE HAVE A GREAT WELSH INTERNATIONAL We have a great Welsh international Known affectionately as Griff Well when I say he’s Welsh His pa...

A GAME OF ARRA’S Me and some friends Fancied a game of darts I said, “Nearest the bull To see who starts” Johnny went “Woof” And I we...

Guardians of the game, Holders of the purse strings The doers of deals Honest as the day is….. On the other hand Financially Incongruous Fin...