72 Miles From The Sea

  When mechanical problems occur, Preferring to be on the ground Wishing you were in the air Is a philosophy that’s sound, Compared ...

  The Black Box flight recorder Is not black! We have been misled Why would you call it a “black box” And then make it orange instead

  I flew on an infamous budget airline Who charged for every single item Except for the bad service, that was free, Which was very gen...

  When we reached cruising altitude As we headed for another continent The cabin light dimmed to enhance, The appearance of our flight...

  I have a phobia about flying And I won’t fly Virgin, no way After all why use an airline That doesn’t go all the way?

  As the 747 was falling Uncontrollably from the sky A female passenger ripped off her clothes And began to cry “Can someone make me...

  My daughter wants to be a pilot At first, I was a little alarmed But after I thought about it My apprehension calmed   And I lau...

  When three out of four engines Catastrophically fail during flight You will still have enough power To get you safely to the crash s...

  No frills airlines will get your money My fair means or by foul This may mean them charging you If you need a paper towel Or if de...

  A vulture boarded A jumbo jet Carrying two dead Marmoset   The stewardess said "I'm sorry sir, Only one carrion Pe...

It has been said that the miracle of aviation Is that the aeroplane is nothing more in interpretation Than 50000 components flying in cl...

  The world has become a smaller place And it will never be a big world again But wherever you go things are the same I wish I could u...

  The Black Box flight recorder Is not black! We have been misled Why would you call it a “black box” And then make it orange instead

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