Showing posts with label Flu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flu. Show all posts
Tuesday, 2 May 2023

I PHONED THE SWINE FLU HOTLINE

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I phoned the swine flu hotline When my chest started rattling Because that was the advice But all I got was crackling  
Sunday, 13 March 2022

I DON’T BOTHER WITH FLU JABS

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  Its flu jab season again But I always give them a pass I self-medicate with alcohol It really is first class So just say to the do...
Sunday, 13 February 2022

LOVE IS CONTAGIOUS

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Love is like a bad winter cold It strikes at the young and the old It’s not something for which they can inoculate There is no cure fo...
Saturday, 12 February 2022

FEVERISH ONCE MORE

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  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases O...

FEVERISH MORE AND MORE

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  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases O...
Friday, 11 February 2022

FEVERISH ONCE AGAIN

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  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases O...
Thursday, 10 February 2022

FEVERISH AGAIN

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  I am suffering from gammon flu It’s not particularly nasty I was suffering from swine flu But then they cured me

FEVERISH YET AGAIN

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  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases T...

FEVERISH AGAIN AND AGAIN

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  That medical catastrophe The flu pandemic Is not as bad as expected It’s not even an epidemic A large number of reported cases O...
Friday, 4 February 2022

EPIDEMIC TO PANDEMIC

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  The UK swine flu cases Have now reach sixty-two But the shocking news That’s being kept from you Is of the 35 million Confirmed ...
Monday, 31 January 2022

FEVERISH

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  I don’t think I have swine flu As I haven’t been to Mexico But I don’t feel well at all I feel like crap if you must know I though...
Wednesday, 3 June 2009

EPIDEMIC TO PANDEMIC

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The UK swine flu cases Have now reach sixty two But the shocking news That’s being kept from you Is of the 35 million Confirmed cases of man...

FEVERISH

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I don’t think I have swine flu As I haven’t been to Mexico But I don’t feel well at all I feel like crap if you must know I thought of the N...