Showing posts with label Farting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Farting. Show all posts
Tuesday, 9 May 2023

THE FLATULENT CLOWN

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  At my son’s birthday party we had A flatulent Clown, called Bunny, Who lacked control, and every time The Clown farted, it smelt fun...
Wednesday, 28 September 2022

MY WIFE’S BEEN GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT

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  My wife’s been giving me the silent treatment Which I have enjoyed if truth to tell But every silver lining has a cloud When the sil...
Tuesday, 26 April 2022

SENIOR NETWORKING

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  A young lady I met in the street Asked of me “Sir, do you tweet”? I answered, “No, of course not But I have to say I do trump a lot....
Sunday, 17 April 2022

A FORCE OF NATURE

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  It may be like fabric tearing Or maybe gunfire shooting It may be like a trumpet sounding Or some other musical tooting   It may...

AN AIR OF DISAPPROVAL

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  I am not embarrassed When the trumpet sounds Like when Joshua brought Jericho’s walls falling down   But my wife feels different...
Wednesday, 13 April 2022

CALL FOR SETH

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  If you need a job doing Then you need Seth He is cold, deadly And as ruthless as  Macbeth He strikes with a deadly puff A foul s...

THE SIMPLEST PLEASURES # 2

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  The simplest pleasures in life Requiring no payment or fee But give the most satisfaction In spite of their simplicity Like the un...

NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

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  Just because when you fart It sounds like an angel’s breath It doesn’t mean for a moment That it will not smell like death
Tuesday, 12 April 2022

A TRIBUTE TO LE PÉTOMANE

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  I got the tell-tale sign As I was stood in crowd And I knew its containment Would not be aloud So, what should I do? Release a s...

TRAPPED WIND

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  You feel the gripey twinge Your tummy starts to grown It always happens in the lift When you’re not alone   You know it won’t be...
Friday, 1 April 2022

BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE OLD

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  Do you know why it is? That old people like to keep a pet Is it for the exercise? Or a bit of company, better yet   Well, the tr...
Monday, 28 March 2022

WINDY WILL

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  Blow, blow thou inner wind - Thou art so unkind As man's flatulence Thy toot is not so keen, Because thou art not seen, Although...
Wednesday, 23 March 2022

BREATH OF WIND

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  To break wind alfresco Seems to me such a waste If you can feel it coming Move inside with all haste Stand under the air condition...
Tuesday, 22 March 2022

FUMING WIFE

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  My wife was tragically overcome By a very unsavoury hum To which she did succumb As a result of the deadly aroma My wife of ten ye...
Thursday, 21 July 2011

LET YOUR WIND GO FREE

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WINDY WILL Blow, blow thou inner wind - Thou art so unkind As man's flatulence Thy toot is not so keen, Because thou art not seen, Alth...