72 Miles From The Sea

  I Googled my symptoms As I had an irritated eye And found Conjunctivitis.com That’s a site for sore eyes

  Roses are russet, Violets are Sienna I guess I must be Colourblind then

  Roses are grey, Violets are bleak I found out I was Colorblind last week

  I broke my glasses the other day So, I knew what had to be done But guess who I bumped into While at the opticians? Everyone

  Roses are beige, violets are black When do all the colours come back Oh my I’m such a confused bloke Am I colourblind or having a st...

  Are you wearing a monocle? Can I ask the reason why? You can still wear spectacles Even if you have a glass eye

  Are you wearing coloured lenses? If you’re not then what that means is At the risk of sounding a cynic You should visit the walk in ...

  Are you wearing lenses? To hide your sensual eyes They don’t make you more Beautiful, it’s just disguise

  Are you wearing tinted lenses? And the colour of vermillion In normal light they look great But at night you look like an alien

  Are you wearing contacts? And a different colour at that In normal light they look great But in the dark you look like a cat

Are you wearing a squint? That’ll be because of the fine print. I wouldn’t bother reading every bit There's no way you're going...

  She woke up on Sunday morning And regretted her risky behaviours Muttering as she looked at her partner “I should have gone to Specs...

  Are you wearing contact lenses? In your “mince pies” Because they shine At night like cats eyes

  Well, what a life changing experience Before my surgery I could barely see It was like looking through frosted glass Shapes and colo...

  Now I’ve had my sight restored Thanks to the surgeon’s precision I finally appreciate the worth Of TV in High Definition After spe...

  I Googled my symptoms As I had an irritated eye And found Conjunctivitis.com That’s a site for sore eyes

  Eyes Telling, Knowing Winking, Gazing, Spying Windows Of The Soul Eyes