72 Miles From The Sea

  Do lazy people exercise? I happen to think probably not But if they did something It would be a Diddly-squat

  I have been told to exercise But I am deliberately refraining As refusing to go to the gym Counts as resistance training

  My Boss doesn’t go to the gym But it’s not a case of him being slack    He gets all the exercise he needs Just by stabbing people in...

  My Dad doesn’t go to the gym And he hasn’t yet come unstuck    As he gets all the exercise he needs Entirely by pushing my luck

  My Dad doesn’t go to the gym He has no need of their facilities    As he gets all the exercise he needs Just by dodging his responsi...

  My wife doesn’t go to the gym She’s the fittest lass around As she gets all the exercise she needs Just from running people down

  My wife doesn’t go to the gym She’s as skinny as a candle As she gets all the exercise she needs Just from flying off the handle

  You must have an exercise regime My doctor advised me But he said it is essential To build it up very gradually But by the third w...

When I do my exercise I do it early in the morning Before my brain works out What my bodies doing

The recipe for a healthier life Is to be a regular exerciser This is the current advice Of every medical practitioner But exercising...

  My wife wants me to start taking exercise But not for my own sake to be plain The only reason she wants me to exercise Is so she can he...

  Exercise is a good thing Pushing your body physically It can take many forms I like cycling particularly I like golf and swimming ...