72 Miles From The Sea

  When older performers don’t start their act But begin by telling you their age instead The crowd goes wild, but what the audience Is...

  My TV programmer is on the blink The things possessed I'm in no doubt It records the programs I don't like And plays them back wh...

  Entertainment these days is nothing But sex and violence, it appears to me So is it really any surprise that I don’t Have the time t...

  I was watching a documentary on TV Last night about the viewing audience And the decline in their attention spans Well I watched som...

  Even Netflix has come to the conclusion I watch too much TV, so there’s no doubt, It doesn’t suggest more box sets to watch Instead,...

  They’re remaking old TV shows Updating oldies from TV heaven A Sci-Fi version of “On the Buses” Is going to be called Blakey’s Seven

  Is there anything more annoying? Is anything quite as wrong? As the DJ on the radio Not telling you who sang the song

  I don’t know what to do About all the sex, nudity, Foul language and violence On my DVD

If you are going to have + 1 channels There should be a – 1 for the viewer Which would automatically erase anything You may have recor...

  The kids wanted to see Walt Disney on ice They all thought It would be really nice   However, it turned out To be some old gee...

  Outside a popular night club A set of jump leads were queuing The bouncer said, “I'll let you in As long but don't start any...

I went to the local video shop and said, “Can I borrow “Batman Forever?” My friend” He said, “No, I’m afraid that’s not possible But y...

  Entertainment these days t is nothing But sex and violence, it appears to me So is it really any surprise that I don’t Have the time...

They’re putting on activities For those whose lives need enhancing Well, I’m hard of hearing And of the activities they are advancing ...

  The kids wanted to see Walt Disney on ice They all thought It would be really nice   However, it turned out To be some old gee...

  Telly Many channels More choice they tell us But its just more channels really Telly

  I’ve just watched the BBC’s new dramatization of The Lady Vanishes and I have to say hats off to Screen Writer Fiona Seres who reworked th...

  A new quiz show is coming very soon It will be a one off though to be fair Its only open to uniformed doormen It’s “who wants to be ...

  The latest TV craze is for reality shows And they seem that they are at their peak There are some new ones starting very soon In fac...

  I don’t know what to do About all the sex, nudity, Foul language and violence On my DVD