72 Miles From The Sea

He dialled 999 and said. “Send an ambulance, my wife is in Labour” “Is this her first baby?” the operator asked “No, this is her husband, T...

  Whenever my wife fills in a form for me And it asks who to notify in an emergency She always writes down her name, what for? I don’t...

There was an emergency And poor Bimbette was all-alone She had to call the operator because There was no "eleven" on her pho...

  “Always fight fire with fire” My Dad always said to me Which is why he was sacked From the fire brigade probably

  The fire officer did his inspection today And he asked me “In the event of a fire, Tell me what steps you would take?" I replie...