72 Miles From The Sea

  My favourite comedian is a duck I like to see him do stand up Though he’s not to everyone’s taste The guy really quacks me up

  Daphne Duck went to the Mall With a long gift list to fulfil And when she finished shopping She put everything on her Bill

  I discovered my favourite duck was sick Unfortunately, he had a monkey on his back It turned out he used a multitude of drugs But hi...

  I discovered my favourite duck was sick Unfortunately, his behaviour needs to be adjusted All though in truth he just doesn't fit ...

  I discovered my favourite duck was sick So to provide the knowledge I lack I called for the local vet to attend But when he turned u...

  I discovered my favourite duck was sick So I called for the local vet to attend On arrival the Vet soon reassured me And it was a si...

  A man made a boast It was a real humdinger “I can turn this duck Into a soul singer”   He repeated his boast Despite being moc...

  I discovered my favourite duck was sick Unfortunately, he had a monkey on his back It turned out he used a multitude of drugs But hi...

  I discovered my favourite duck was sick Unfortunately, his behaviour needs to be adjusted All though in truth he just doesn't fit ...

I discovered my favourite duck was sick Unfortunately, his behaviour needs to be adjusted All though in truth he just doesn't fit in...