72 Miles From The Sea

  I bought shoes from a drug dealer, Not my normal purchase by the way, And I don’t know what he laced them with But I've been tri...

  If the long held supposition or dilemma, That the side effect of smoking marijuana Can cause short-term memory loss, is true Then wh...

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  When my brother was a young man He had a well-earned nickname They called him the “snow plough” Because of his appetite for cocaine

  When my brother was at college He had an unusual nickname Which was the “snow plough” Because of his appetite for cocaine

  My grandma told me her joints trouble her And elaborated, saying they are getting weaker I said I had a way to make her life brighter ...

  They said they had poppers at the party But no evidence of them could be seen There was no strands of confetti anywhere And the carp...

  Outside the drug rehab centre There was something a little crass There was a sign on the lawn That said “Keep off the Grass”

  It’s not really any comfort If someone dies while doing Something that they loved When they were doing Heroin

  If you want to score at school Then the person to see To fulfil all your needs Is the supply teacher obviously

  Inoculations are a drag Just remember it’s the jabs That might well prevent Many ending up on slabs

  The drug mule Smuggled cocaine In little plastic eggs More accustomed To holding a toy And that’s what I call A Kindle Surpris...

A foreign student from Calcutta Accidentally snorted curry powder Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer He survived but he’s got a ...

A foreign student from Calcutta Accidentally snorted curry powder Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer He survived but he’s still ...

  Our London school was awash With drugs of various kinds And it certainly wasn’t considered A punishment to do lines

  My brother has a really bad habit He smokes pot to excess you see When he needs more from his dealer He picks up the phone and hits ...

  A teenage boy walks in the room And asks his granny "Have you seen my pills? They were labelled  LSD" She looks at him a...

  I bought shoes from a drug dealer, Not my normal purchase by the way, And I don’t know what he laced them with But I've been tri...

  Read all our critiques On Hallucinagenics It’s what we’re here for At Trip advisor

  If the long held supposition or dilemma, That the side effect of smoking marijuana Can cause short-term memory loss, is true Then wh...