72 Miles From The Sea

  It’s probably not safe for me To be driving right now for sure Having said that, bad brakes Have never stopped me before

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet St Mary, Dulcet Green, and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to n...

  I was sitting in my car, which was parked in a side road behind the church where I was waiting for my wife. It was a “no through road” a...

As a young man, H.G. Wells had spent an unhappy time living with an aunt in Horsell which was then close to Woking and is now part of the ov...

  It was a beautiful June evening when Ian Livesey was sat by the river in the beer garden of the Mulberry Tree in the village of Brocklingt...

  The town of Shallowfield sat on the southern edge of the Finchbottom Vale and it had always relied largely upon forestry and agriculture f...

  Wayne Evans was up before the Beak at the Magistrates Court in the southern town of Abbottsford facing public order charges following a ro...

  On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel. a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhou...

  On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel. a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhou...

  I don’t like sitting In traffic, because I get Run over, always

  There are three types of driver on our roads Those who think other road users drive too fast Those who think others drive too slow, an...

  My satnav is worse than my wife Telling me how to drive If the limit is thirty miles an hour It nags me, I’m doing thirty five

  She tells me when to start And when not to hesitate She tells me when to stop And when I should indicate She tells me when to spee...

  I don’t have a Satnav I don’t need one in my life l have something better My Satnav is my wife

  I’ve enrolled my son On an evening class Using the brakes without Giving passengers whiplash

  Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work as well But don...

  Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work as well But jus...

  Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work as well But avo...

  Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work but When talkin...

  “Do you know why I pulled you over?” The cop asked me like a typical fuzz “No officer I don’t, I hope you do,   I think it’s importa...