72 Miles From The Sea

  “Can I have a glass of Rice Wine” I said “Beer makes me bilious” The puzzled barman replied “Sake?” I added “No I was being serious”

The most perfect drink To quench a thirst, for me On a hot summers day Is a perfect cup of tea

  My first experience of drinking Coffee Was when I was a kid at school It came in a bottle and tasted foul “Camp” it was called and wasn’...

  We call my aunt Beth the exorcist Its cruel but we can’t resist It’s because whenever she gets near All the spirits disappear

  Never mix the grape and the grain My Dad always said to me And his inference was quite plain Mixing them would be silly Well now I...