72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing steak? A pork chop? Ok my mistake Oh, your eye is very swollen What happened to you then? You went to the shop for...

  Violet hit Rose Square on the nose She lost the plot And Rose cried a lot   Noses have bled Eyes they are red Violet you’re ...

  George left work early one Friday And went out with the lads, on a bender He finally got home to his unhappy wife On Sunday night af...

The beautiful game Is one of different hues It can redden your face And cause marital blues Especially when you add An excess of cheap booze...