72 Miles From The Sea

  I bought a CD of soothing whale song As a chill out evening was planned But things didn’t work out that way The CD was by a dolphin ...

  The Shark did the Dolphin a favor Though not a big one as favors go And paid him back in cephalopods Which was kind of Squid pro quo

  I know they’re smiley And I might well be odd But I don’t like Dolphins And I’m a congenial bod It’s just because I found They w...

  Dolphins suffer from Erectile Dysfunction And their sex life has come a cropper Not much is known about their condition But they’ve ...