72 Miles From The Sea

  My Doctor told me to Take two tablets four times a day That probably explains Why I was arrested at the mall today

  My doctor said to me Don’t eat anything fatty What he meant by that was Don’t eat anything, fatty

  My wife gave birth today And after thanking the doc I sheepishly asked him “When can have sex?” He winked and said “I’m off duty...

  He has celery sticking out of his left ear, And lettuce sticking out of the right, Ans asked the doctor what was wrong The doctor sa...

  My son really hurt his arm The Doc said “there no harm Done” I insisted he Humour us And check out the Humerous

  I went to my old Doctor’s place "I've hurt my arm in several places" I told him wincing from the pain He advised ...

I was asked who I wanted My emergency contact to be It took me only seconds to reply “A good doctor obviously”

  Yesterday I went to see the doctor Because I was feeling like hell And he said, “You've got hypochondria” “Oh no” I said “Not that ...

  I completely misunderstood But then I was a bit pissed She said she was a Bush Doctor So, I thought “she’s a gynaecologist”

A vertically challenged man Went to see his GP Without an appointment And he was told at reception That the doctor would see him B...

  A Doctor pointed out a piece of lettuce That protruded from the patient’s ear And added that it might be serious As it could be the ...

  She went to the doctors with a lettuce leaf Poking out of her knickers which was quite absurd And it looked a really nasty sight in tr...

  My doctor is a Locum Who replaced Dr Slocombe And all I get is Hokum With a sprinkling of bunkum But I have my heath so Ho hum

  If the advice for a man who has lost Interest in sex is to see a doctor What would the advice be if The sufferer is actually a docto...

  The art of modern medicine Consists by varying degrees Of keeping the patient amused While nature cures the disease

  An old man was at the doctors “I have a question you may think silly Well after my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chi...

  My doctor said to me Don’t eat anything fatty What he meant by that was Don’t eat anything, fatty

  I have a very polite doctor, Nice to the point of folly He won’t tell me I’m obese He says I’m morbidly jolly

The Emergency Room doctor said “I don't like the look of your wife at all sir” “Nor me” he agreed “But she can cook, Do the decorati...

A man recovering from surgery was asked By the nurse “how are you feeling Mr Dukes?” “I’m a little concerned about a four letter word ...