72 Miles From The Sea

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  There is a difference, Which you will find, Is quite definite Between a plastic model, And an MP. As one is a glue less kit

  The difference between Santa Claus And a serial philanderer, as it goes Is in essence a total lack of self-control Because Santa sto...

  There is definitely a difference, So please make no mistake, Between crisps and a condom One of them you salt and shake

  There is a difference between A skinny blonde schmuck And a counterfeit US dollar Is that one is a phony buck

  There is a great difference Between medium and rare? Six inches is only medium But eight is much more rare                          ...