72 Miles From The Sea

  I’ve got very sensitive teeth But I can do nothing bold I can’t tell the dentist because They’d be upset that I’d told

I phoned the dentist in some distress And I had to get a bit shirty The receptionist finally booked me An appointment at Tooth Hurty. ...

  My cousin is an orthodontist In the American deep south I don’t think he’s happy, as he Always looks down in the mouth

  The inventor of dental floss Was honoured and hailed When a piece of commemorative Plaque was unveiled

  You have a really dazzling smile But teeth shouldn’t be that white Is it because you run them thru The dishwasher at night

You have a really dazzling smile But teeth shouldn’t be that white That they act like a hi-vis vest When you go out at night

  She was a manicurist He was a dentist And when they wed It was widely said That they couldn’t fail But they fight tooth and nail

  Danielle asked Ray “How was your check up today? Was everything ok?” Ray replied rather glum “All was going fine, ho hum Then he...

The Buddhist monk Following dental examination Refused an injection For his required dental extrication Instead, he chose to Trans...

  I’ve got very sensitive teeth But I can do nothing bold I can’t tell the dentist because They’d be upset that I’d told

  I went to the dentist And was called by his receptionist I stepped in not getting far When he said “Say Aaah”   “Why?” I instantly...

  In the dentist’s chair I lie I am not brave I think I’ll cry He turns to me my tooth to fill I start to sweat I hear the drill I r...