72 Miles From The Sea

  I have been dating a hoarder But she broke up with me Because I’m the one thing She can get rid of apparently

  I always wanted to be somebody, Which proved to be impolitic Because I realize that maybe I should have been more specific.

  If you want to avoid Disaster on a plate Even though They are first rate Avoid eating Lobsters On a first date

  On a first date do not choose A restaurant to meet her Because it’s not conducive With your being a messy eater

  When a man puts on his cologne And a woman puts on perfume The intention is not primarily To smell each other I presume

  Cynthia was sweet sixteen and naive And was going out on her first date But mummy had some rules to impart In the event that they ma...