72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing dancing pumps? Just like the great Darcy Bussle But with your unusual body shape Take care you don’t pull a muscle

  The Senior Citizens group Were one of the very top Break dancing troupes And they were called Hip Op

  Are you wearing a ball gown? And it’s a designer one too Well, you’re a bit over dressed For feeding time at the zoo

  I’m learning the Hokey Cokey After all that’s what it’s all about I haven’t learned it all just yet  But I’ve got all the ins and ou...

  I just realised that I haven't done The Hokey Cokey for ten years, about. I guess that when you get older, You just forget what ...

  Getting over my Hokey Cokey Addiction was very hard I found But with help from friends and Family, I've turned myself around

  Fred Astaire was believed to be The greatest Dancer in his field But Ginger Rodgers did the same Only backwards and in heels

  Couples on the dance floor In the heat of their oscillation Can very easily find themselves In an agreeable osculation

  Up on the dance floor I have two left feet And cannot impress The girls that I meet As I gyrate like my shorts Are full of live ...

  The girl in the crinoline gown Danced like in a dream While moving in unfashionable Circles it would seem

  Are you wearing ballet shoes? Not really suitable attire, If you don’t mind me saying, For working on the farm squire

  Great Royal wife Nefertiti Was the Ancient Egyptian Queen Good time girl Nefertutu Is just a modern dancing Queen

  I like breakin’ and poppin’ And dancing to Hip hop At Sixty I should be stoppin’ As I’m down for a Hip op

  If Scottish dancers Come from Scotland And Irish dancers Come from Ireland Are Pole dancers From Poland?

  Dreams are really very odd Last night my wife sat up and said “Tell Lionel to stop It’s really hurting my head” I enquired politel...

  If you go to a seafood disco For a tango and a tussle Don’t complain about bad luck If you only pull a muscle

  The nine muses Daughters of Zeus Inspiring of mortals And nurturers of the arts The eighth was, The divine Thalia, Flourishing...

  The nine muses Daughters of Zeus Inspiring of mortals And nurturers of the arts The seventh was, The divine Terpsichore, Delig...