72 Miles From The Sea

  Last week I bought myself A second hand matic drill Because I couldn't afford To buy a new matic drill

  Whenever I do any decorating I always choose my stepladder And the simple reason for that is I don't get on with my real ladder

  I am not handy about the house Or with the “Do It Yourself” game And when a book falls on my head I've only got my shelf to blame

  I don’t do plumbing Carpentry or electrics I don’t mess with tiling Bricklaying or mechanics I suppose I could be described As a...

  When I do the decorating I always use my stepladder And the reason for that is I don't get on with my real ladder

  I went to the DIY Centre the other day Not as good as the Old hardware shop I was looking for some super glue Having searched in vain I d...

Plumbing holds no secrets If you follow these tips Male always fits into female Even the new push fits To do it up or turn it on R...

I don’t do plumbing Carpentry or electrics I don’t mess with tiling Bricklaying or mechanics I suppose I could be described As a handy man, ...