72 Miles From The Sea

  I was nearly killed by a salt lorry As I was riding in Surrey Heath I was so angry I shouted at the driver Though it was through gri...

  There was a well-dressed person on a unicycle And a poorly dressed person on a bicycle A more contrasting pair you could not desire ...

  MAMIL is an acronym For “Middle Aged Men In Lycra” I have to confess that’s not the word I use for an old peddle cycler

  A man at the press conference, Stood up at the podium, Not one of the lycra clad blokes, And declared he was spokesman Asked to cl...

  A bicycle couldn't stand up Alone it transpired Because after a cycle It was obviously two tired

  It was a terrifying moment when the world seemed to revert to slow motion, and I thank God for that because had it not I would have killed...

  There was a well-dressed person on a unicycle And a poorly dressed person on a bicycle A more contrasting pair you could not desire ...