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Showing posts with label Cycling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cycling. Show all posts
Sunday, 21 May 2023

I WAS NEARLY KILLED BY A SALT LORRY

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  I was nearly killed by a salt lorry As I was riding in Surrey Heath I was so angry I shouted at the driver Though it was through gri...
Saturday, 20 May 2023

FASHION CYCLES

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  There was a well-dressed person on a unicycle And a poorly dressed person on a bicycle A more contrasting pair you could not desire ...
Saturday, 15 October 2022

MAMIL IS AN ACRONYM

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  MAMIL is an acronym For “Middle Aged Men In Lycra” I have to confess that’s not the word I use for an old peddle cycler
Friday, 7 October 2022

A MAN AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE

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  A man at the press conference, Stood up at the podium, Not one of the lycra clad blokes, And declared he was spokesman Asked to cl...
Tuesday, 28 June 2022

A BICYCLE COULDN'T STAND UP

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  A bicycle couldn't stand up Alone it transpired Because after a cycle It was obviously two tired
Tuesday, 19 October 2021

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE ……..

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  It was a terrifying moment when the world seemed to revert to slow motion, and I thank God for that because had it not I would have killed...
Thursday, 2 September 2021

FASHION CYCLES

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  There was a well-dressed person on a unicycle And a poorly dressed person on a bicycle A more contrasting pair you could not desire ...
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