72 Miles From The Sea

  We were eating at an Indian restaurant When we received news of the trauma We all found it very distressing My naan had slipped into...

  We went on holiday to Goa in India We won’t go back in a hurry I was disgusted to find that almost Every restaurant served curry

When my grandfather was a boy No Curry houses existed near or far In order to go out for an Indian He would’ve had to go to India

A foreign student from Calcutta Accidentally snorted curry powder Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer He survived but he’s got a ...

A foreign student from Calcutta Accidentally snorted curry powder Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer He survived but he’s still ...

  He had the Tarka Vindaloo The rotter It’s like Chicken Vindaloo But its otter