72 Miles From The Sea

  If a cowboy asks you if you can help Round up his nineteen cows Just smile and say “Yes, of course” That would be twenty cows”

  The reason why cows have hooves Instead of feet, everyone knows, Because they are cloven footed For the simple reason they lactose

  Why did the Cow cross the road? Well, she risked her health and hide For a blatantly obvious reason As she wanted to get to the udde...

You can stop milk turning sour And I can tell you how There is one sure fire way And that’s to keep it in the cow