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  Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2 They’re polar opposites in my view In WW2 people sacrificed Their lives to preserve liberties But ...

  Knowing people as I do I know somewhere, someone At this very moment Is showering with a mask on

  If you receive an email about Corona Virus Claiming that it’s spread by Tinned Ham The government have stated categorically You shou...

I have just heard the latest news About the Pandemic, on the BBC And I was shocked, an epidemic Of wandering Pandas terrify me  

  Some people aren’t shaking hands Because of the Coronavirus caper But I’m no longer shaking hands Due to the shortage of toilet pape...

  Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2 They’re polar opposites in my view In WW2 people sacrificed Their lives to preserve liberties But ...

  Some people aren’t shaking hands Because of the Coronavirus caper But I’m no longer shaking hands Due to the shortage of toilet pape...

  Social distancing and self-isolation Is not a difficult thing to implement When you’re in Wormwood Scrubs And placed in solitary con...

  The World Health Organization has announced Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt All the quarantined dogs can now be relea...

  Self Isolation has become a necessity As there’s a pandemic on the loose Some people find isolation frightening But not me because ...

  I have just heard the latest news About the Pandemic, on the BBC And I was shocked, an epidemic Of wandering Pandas terrify me

  Since the panic buying caper We have started using Plant leaves as toilet paper They're not our plants, But they are very usef...

Your grandparents And great grandparents Were asked to go to war You are being asked To sit on your sofas So not exactly a cho...

  Foghorn crossed the road And took it in his stride To avoid an anti-masker Walking on the other side

The WHO don’t like Asian Virus or Chinese Flu So, what to call Coronavirus? Covid 19 won’t do Wuhan Virus? I think not So, I’m cal...