72 Miles From The Sea

    There’s no formal training For street cleaners As far as I know I am pretty sure They get straight to work And pick it up as...

  Local authorities’ love recycling It’s a green policy and its one that wins They want to reduce the carbon footprint Of the electora...

  I was nearly killed by a salt lorry As I was riding in Surrey Heath I was so angry I shouted at the driver Though it was through gri...

  There’s no formal training For street cleaners As far as I know I am pretty sure They get straight to work And pick it up as the...

  I rang up my local swimming baths Asking 'Is that the local swimming baths?' The reply he received was quite rum 'It dep...

  I rang up a local building company With an enquiry like you do 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'well I'm n...