72 Miles From The Sea

  My wife wanted breast augmentation Because she was completely flat And I wanted to get an Eagle Tattoo So, we negotiated, kind of,...

  Are you wearing a pout? Well, it’s bold without a doubt But the overwhelming impression Is that you look like a trout

  When I saw my wife’s Botox bill I couldn’t believe my eyes I pointed it out to my wife But she didn’t look surprised

  Are you addicted to plastic surgery? Or just had more than your fair share Well, it’s a sure sign when your surgeon Is an employee o...

  Plastic surgeons have the expertise To enhance breasts into a feature But disproportionate enhancement Makes for an odd-looking crea...

  You can wear an ankle bracelet And have piercings through your bits You can even have a tramp stamp But don’t go messing with your t...

  People of a certain age With skin like tired elastic Go to see a surgeon And are quite enthusiastic Though the procedures Seem a...

  With such widespread use of breast implants There will surely come a time in the next 50 years When there will be a large octogenarian...