72 Miles From The Sea

  I am a really terrible cook I’ve burnt everything so far I’m definitely not Cordon Bleu In fact I’m more Cordon Noir

  I am from the Caribbean And I find cooking very hard But I do one thing very well RhuBarbados and custard

  I tried cooking with wine last night But it didn’t go very well therein After five generous glasses I forgot why I was in the kitche...

  My wife burns the toast She makes a habit of it Then puts it in the garden For the sparrows and the tits   Not many birds are ke...

  I’m not a domestic goddess And it’s not something I espouse If you don’t believe me Just ask the spouse He’ll tell you, I only hav...

  George loved his wife Elsie dearly They’d been married 40 years nearly George loved her from the very first look But sadly Elsie was...

  I am a really terrible cook I’ve burnt everything so far I’m definitely not Cordon Bleu In fact I’m more Cordon Noir