72 Miles From The Sea

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Showing posts with label Cooking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cooking. Show all posts
Sunday, 2 April 2023

I AM A REALLY TERRIBLE COOK

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  I am a really terrible cook I’ve burnt everything so far I’m definitely not Cordon Bleu In fact I’m more Cordon Noir
Wednesday, 27 July 2022

I AM FROM THE CARIBBEAN

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  I am from the Caribbean And I find cooking very hard But I do one thing very well RhuBarbados and custard
Monday, 13 June 2022

COQ AU VAN

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  I tried cooking with wine last night But it didn’t go very well therein After five generous glasses I forgot why I was in the kitche...
Sunday, 10 April 2022

BURNT OFFERINGS

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  My wife burns the toast She makes a habit of it Then puts it in the garden For the sparrows and the tits   Not many birds are ke...
Friday, 1 April 2022

NIGELA I’M NOT

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  I’m not a domestic goddess And it’s not something I espouse If you don’t believe me Just ask the spouse He’ll tell you, I only hav...
Saturday, 8 January 2022

IT’S THE DOGS…. ONCE AGAIN

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  George loved his wife Elsie dearly They’d been married 40 years nearly George loved her from the very first look But sadly Elsie was...
Tuesday, 3 August 2021

I AM A REALLY TERRIBLE COOK

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  I am a really terrible cook I’ve burnt everything so far I’m definitely not Cordon Bleu In fact I’m more Cordon Noir
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