72 Miles From The Sea

  What's the difference between A wet day and an injured Lion? Well one is pouring with rain The other is roaring with pain

  When you look at a Hippo It obviously differs from a Zippo As one is a really heavy blighter, And the other is a little lighter

  A dog can be likened to a tree, I once heard it said Because they both lose their bark Once they are dead

The difference between a camera And a bad case of influenza Is that one makes facsimiles And the other makes sick families

  I will differentiate between, if I can, A tube and a foolish Dutchman Ah yes, one is a hollow cylinder And the other is a silly Holl...