72 Miles From The Sea

  If getting sexual gratification From the Beano is your belief Then that would be known To most people as Comic relief

  I sit alone in a room Writing jokes for comics To earn my money But on my own I wonder If I’m the only person on the planet Who ...

  When I was in a writing team We was write a gag and get a laugh Now it’s just me and a word processor And it's hard to make the ...

  I said I wanted to be a comedian And my wife laughed, the rotten cow Well, I have become a comedian And I can say that no one’s laug...

  If getting sexual gratification From the Beano is your belief Then that would be known To most people as Comic relief