72 Miles From The Sea

  Girls, if he can’t appreciate Your funny humorous show And all of your fruit jokes Then you need to let mango

  Tim Vine starts by shouting The chimney puns out He’s got a stack of them The first one is on the house

  I’m something of a joker But being a comic is tough I have a microbiology joke, But it’s not cultured enough

  I’m something of a joker In fact I’m really comical I have an experimental joke But laughs aren’t reproducible

  I’m something of a joker In fact I’m a crazy comic I have an experimental joke Sadly it’s a bit formulaic

  I’m something of a joker In fact I’m a comedy clown I have a primatology joke As I like to monkey around

  I’m something of a joker People think I’m a funny man I’ve a Palaeoanthropology joke But to be fare it’s an Oldowan

  I’m something of a joker I wouldn’t stop at any price I even have a Geology joke But to be fare it’s not gneiss

  I’m something of a joker And follow the comedy craft I even have a Mule joke But to be fare it’s half assed

  I’m something of a joker People think I’m a weirdo I even have a Tortoise joke But to be fare it’s a bit slow  

  I’m something of a joker In fact, I’m comedy crazy I even have a Sloth joke But to be fare it’s a bit lazy

  I said I wanted to be a comedian And my wife laughed, the rotten cow Well I have become a comedian And I can say that no one’s laugh...

  French comedy really does exist But it must come, prerequisite,   From the joke producing region Otherwise it’s just Sparkling wit

  Please don’t get me wrong It’s not that I’m a prude And under the right circumstances I quite like being rude But at the end of th...

  Tommy Cooper And Eric Morecambe Were funny men Not vulgar Or foul mouthed Not forced or contrived Just naturally funny men W...

  The nine muses Daughters of Zeus Inspiring of mortals And nurturers of the arts The eighth was, The divine Thalia, Flourishing...

  A man entered a best pun contest And he chose ten puns to submit, Hoping at least one pun would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

  French comedy really does exist But it must come, prerequisite,   From the joke producing region Otherwise it’s just Sparkling wit

  I sit alone in a room Writing jokes for comics To earn my money But on my own I wonder If I’m the only person on the planet Who ...

  When I was in a writing team We was write a gag and get a laugh Now it’s just me and a word processor And it's hard to make the ...