72 Miles From The Sea

  I don’t rise and shine After a night of rest I just caffeinate and then Hope for the best

  Coffee, Black, that’s all I crave Nothing fancy, just Black Coffee Not Latte, nor Macchiato Cappuccino or even Espresso But now I’...

  My first experience of drinking Coffee Was when I was a kid at school It came in a bottle and tasted foul “Camp” it was called and wasn’...

  I do drink Coffee But it’s not a favourite of mine It doesn’t fill me with cheer   It just fills in the time Until it’s socially...

  Black coffee That’s all I crave Nothing fancy Just coffee, black Not latte Skinny or otherwise Not espresso Cappuccino Moc...

  I miss the world that existed When I was mobile And phones weren’t When there were only three TV channels And we still had more ch...

  Coffee, black That’s all I crave Nothing fancy Just black coffee Not latte Or espresso But now I’m told It’s not PC To ask...

  You know you’ve had too much to drink when Your Job is interfering with your drinking.  You lose arguments with inanimate objects And ...

  I do drink Coffee But it’s not a favourite of mine It doesn’t fill me with cheer   It just fills in the time Until it’s socially...

  You know you drink too much coffee when You can sleep with your eyes wide open When you can ski uphill on your snowboard. And you have...

  They say men are like Coffee That’s what I heard all right The best are rich and warm And keep you up all night

Ah cold porridge! I think not, waitress: marmalade Of infinite zest, on toast lightly browned. I’ll have A pot of coffee black a Colom...