72 Miles From The Sea

  He is of very noble lineage Dating from the 11th century And is so posh he considers The Royal’s to be new money

  There was an elegant girl playing a harp And the ambiance couldn’t have been nicer It was culturally pretentious though, paying A po...

  Are you wearing velvet gloves? Oh, how elegantly you’re stood Their addition, a touch of class If anyone knew class, you would The...

  The Lord and gentleman of the house Eloped with the under cook, Elaine But his wife was quite sanguine, because She could have the m...

  Hooray Henrys and Henrietta’s Don’t act like our social better’s The so-called cream of society Can’t even achieve regular sobriety ...

  He wasn’t a sophisticate Which for some can be a plus But he always thought That a coach was a posh bus

  My girlfriend says she’s middle class And I laugh in her face She’s clearly working class Because at her dad’s place They have a t...

  My girlfriend says she’s working class And I just have to laugh As not one of them as far as I can see Has ever worked in her family

  There was a craze not long ago A kind of country pursuit A sport known as cow tipping Perpetrated by callow youth   Now due to t...

  He is of very noble lineage Dating from the 11 th century And is so posh he considers The Royal’s to be new money

  For many, life is quite hard Living on Martha’s Vineyard It’s very much, the have nots Outnumbering the have yacht’s

  For many, life isn’t very bright Living on the Isle of Wight It’s very much, the have nots Outnumbering the have yacht’s

  If you spend your time associating With well-mannered individuals Your own manners will improve And you will polish up like a jewel ...

  Was it Nature? Or is it nurture I was bought up on an estate And I turned out all right at any rate But my estate was not council ...

  I was staying in the country with my girlfriend While on a walking holiday for a long weekend We stopped for a pub lunch at a very qua...

  My girlfriend says she’s working class And I just have to laugh As not one of them as far as I can see Has ever worked in her family

  My girlfriend says she’s middle class And I laugh in her face She’s clearly working class Because at her dad’s place They have a t...

They say there the cream of society Their arrogance makes me sick They’re the cream of our society Because they’re rich and thick

Elegant and beautiful I thought Admiring the girl on the horse I couldn’t take my eyes off her No glance back at me of course She sits in th...