72 Miles From The Sea

If you never went to church But watched songs of praise That might not be good enough When under St Peters gaze  

  Our local church is raising money For restoration to the steeple Donors make an online payment Using the secure system, Papal

  Are you wearing that for a laugh? Well you are a sight not to be missed But given the fact we’re in church I would suggest that you ...

  Reverend Foghorn Leghorn Has done his reputation damage When he was ejected from church For using fowl language

  The devil landed on the church roof The vicar said “Show him your cross” So, the curate went outside and shouted “Piss off you red h...

  Are you wearing priestly garments? How good you look in your vestments Can you share any indiscretions? That you hear during confess...

  When my uncle Passed away last night He was given The last rites By a Bishop, who Missed it very nearly As he could only Mov...

  The Church ladies have cast off clothing Of every kind, generously strewn They may be seen in the back room Of the church hall every...

  Amidst the preparations For the upcoming festivities There has been a lot of demand On the Church amenities   For those of us in...

  If you never went to church But watched songs of praise That might not be good enough When under St Peters gaze

  Our local church is raising money For restoration to the steeple Donors make an online payment Using the secure system, Papal

  Young Priest Benedict was nervous about hearing his first confession So he decided to ask an old Priest, John to sit in on his first ses...