72 Miles From The Sea

  Whenever I decide to eat healthily, In order to fit into my knickers, I suddenly see a chocolate bar Which then looks at me and snic...

  I heard on the grapevine that Cadbury Are moving production to China Which will involve some rebranding For example the Chinese Wisp...

  Chocolate buttons have always Struck me as being rather rude You may think it strange but After all they’re Smartie’s in the nude

  My dad thinks he’s a chocolate orange I don’t know if I’ve mentioned And we have come to the decision That we should have him sectio...

  Dear Mr Cadbury I would like to say in my view That to find Someone, Is something of a coup Who enjoys a chocolate finger as much as I...

  I heard on the grapevine that Cadbury Are moving production to China Which will involve some rebranding For example, the Chinese Wis...

For Valentines Day My husband, so sweet Bought hand made chocolates For me as a treat In a flower covered box Came the delicious confection ...