72 Miles From The Sea

  My girlfriend was striking in appearance With a face like a rare Chinese thing Like a classic vase from a great dynasty Was it Yuan,...

  Popular culture is very influential And I think it’s brilliant, in my view How the Chinese made a language Entirely out of pretentio...

  The Chinese don’t want visitors to know They are being spied on in Beijing That why the Chinese government Changed the city’s name f...

  My girlfriend works in a Chinese kitchen And the sauces she must skilfully render Which is quite ironic really when you hear The way...

I haven’t been able to find prawn bread I have searched from coast to coast So, what I really want to know now is How on earth do they...

  We went out to pick up A Chinese takeaway But we were skint, so we did A Chinese Runaway