72 Miles From The Sea

  I took my eight-year-old to the office On “take your kid to work day” But when we walked into the office, They started to cry straig...

  “When I was on the bus with Dad, He told me to give up my seat to a lady”     A little boy told his mum “good boy You were right to l...

  Nonreligious kids are ill-informed   When asked the difference between The New and Old Testament Only one child bothered to speak up...

  A toddler starts chewing on a slug As mum looks on and squirms But she asked what it tasted like And the toddler replied “Worms”

  Darkness descended since We lost our brightest light Daddy carries you in his arms In that tiny coffin gleaming white Goodbye my p...

  The general consensus Is that it is inappropriate To spank a child, and rightly so Therefore, with my own children And grandchildr...

  The children like to sing In the family broom, broom Anything and everything The kids call them cartoons

  I was raised as an only child By my father and mother Which really pissed off My sister and my brother

  “Dad, where did I get my intelligence?' The young schoolboy asked his father “Well son as I still have mine” he said “You obvious...

  My son had a eureka moment And I was quite impressed He discovered that the volume knob Could also turn to the left

  Original Fairy Tales Were not devised To scare children And inform them That monsters existed Children already knew There were...

  Tiny thing A new baby Totally dependent A new life That new Parents Have to keep alive Like a Tamagotchi But without a reset

  I hear a singing child Innocently engrossed In childish play Singing sweetly To her audience of dolls Safely oblivious In her ...

  At our church there is Something of a controversy In regards to when a foetus Can be considered a baby A few of us believe that ...

  I put Ginger in the Curry And my kids are angry at that I thought it was very tasty But they really loved that cat

  You should never raise Your hands to your children And for that, there Is a very good reason Not that I’m saying They shouldn’t ...

  I remember like yesterday That cold and crispy morn And just how proud I felt On the day my son was born

Where the white rabbit went Then young Alice followed And down a rabbit hole they went And both of them were swallowed

  I just heard about an incident That is reportedly true Concerning a hospital That has caused a to do About the baby’s face Someb...

  A loving atmosphere, at home, Is such an important thing A tranquil harmonious home Is vital to your well being Do all you can to ...