72 Miles From The Sea

  New babies are delivered by stork? Not that old chestnut again Small babies may arrive by stork But the big ones need a crane

  My wife wanted me at the birth I had to grin and bear it and pretend Although I had to be at the birth I wasn’t going down the tripe...

  I remember like yesterday That cold and crispy morn And just how proud I felt On the day my son was born

  There are only 13 months Between my two little chaps It was actually by design As we didn’t want a big gap So that’s why as part o...

  A woman gave birth to a baby And knew instantly that it was not right “What’s wrong?” She asked the doctor He said “your child is a ...